Saturday, January 19, 2013

Thoughts on Keeping Warm....


THOUGHTS ON KEEPING WARM:
( or VAROIUS METHODS for CONQUERING  the  COLD)

The time-honored practice of protecting tenderer trees has been accomplished in several ways around here.
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Remembering how her father wrapped their fig trees in Connecticut, Lys super-wrapped our Fig Tree Ficus carica ’Brown Turkey’ first in hay, surrounded that with burlap , then a tarp; and added a Khmer goddess and a rock for good measure.
This next is my loose approximation of a Christo.
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Notice how the English Garden Twine caresses every curve of the fledgling summer magnolia that I am trying to accustom to the maybe-too-shady spot.
Wrapping a tender plant, here  a prized  big-leaf
Farfugium, like a gift basket is another favorite method to be accomplished with a few squares of burlap (available at most garden centers, but you usually have to ask for it) and more of that fabulous English Garden Twine, which has a million uses.
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The Farfugium came from Plant Delights.  They got it from Marco Polo Stufano, so I feel particularly protective about it because not only is he the retired originator of the great gardens at Wave Hill – he is now conferring with LongHouse via The Garden Conservancy on our new Affiliate status.  And you know how I feel about LongHouse.

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Tuesday, January 15, 2013


And so, dear gardening friends as we continue to ring in 2013
with the garden at its drabbest, instead of
withered leaves and a few
cold looking hellebore buds,
I offer you -

A  NEW  YEAR’S  TREAT

It’s difficult to dream up a delight special enough to charm
my wonderful and loyal readers at the beginning of a new year. 
And might I take this moment to say how much I appreciate those wonderful little splashes of heart warmth when one of you pops up and tells me
that you look forward to opening DIRTIER,
or reminds me of a little insight I might have even forgotten
because you read it here. 
Very encouraging…and what is more important than encouragement…

So, I present to you one special woman’s fabulous fable
of a mythical bird.

 
The woman happens to be my partner, Lys Marigold, and I know that
if you are a fan of DIRTIER, then you will relish this…

 
THE SECOND HOOPOE
A revisited essay by Lys A. Marigold
    We harbor within us an ancient urge to order the world. A mythic impulse, as old as Methuselah, to put names to every little creature and beast. A basic mathematical need to codify and condense, to create harmony. All that is satisfied when you spy a rare bird.
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On one of the first days of the first trip to the red ruins of Petra in Jordan,when walking past a clump of cotton-candy pink oleanders, I heard a loud and repetitious cry, “oop-oop-oop.” Perched on an inside branch was a regal bird,made slightly comical by a coppery head ringed with black-tipped plumes, much like an Indian chieftain’s war bonnet. 
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If my initial reaction to this particular bird was being in awe of something so
beautiful, the second was to use my detective instincts to track down the
identity of this rara avis. Luck was on my side – or ‘gismih o naseeb’ in Arabic, meaning more than just luck…destiny. That night in the hotel lobby I spotted a poster illustrating the birds of Jordan, including one that was said to navigate
by the sun on its annual sojourn.
  
It was a Hoopoe (Upupa epops) or in Arabic, Hudhud – an uncommon bird
of passage which flies with a smallish wingspan (18 inches/45 cm) from England
to Africa and back, seeking warmth and abundant insects.
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With jail-cell black and white stripes on its wings and tail, a smoked-salmon color body and a long, pointy, down-curved bill, the hoopoe’s most distinguishing feature is an erratic flight pattern, zigging and zagging like a butterfly. The hoopoe and all its hues and cries sounds like a silly invention of nonsense poet Edward Lear, similar to the “Dong-with-the Luminous-Nose.” And because it is notoriously hard to photograph by bird watchers, its name is used in British society to describe a precious object as, “O, it’s so-o hoop-ooe,”
   
Legend has it that hoopoes were first given crowns of gold as a reward for sheltering wise old King Solomon from the parching sun. Hunted almost to extinction for their valuable golden diadems, the hoopoes appealed to the King (who, as you may remember, understood the language of all animals) to change the crown to a crest of feathers. Mission accomplished, henceforth hoopoes were known as “the children of Solomon.”
   
These birds belong to the Coraciiformes order of cavity nesters who find homes in the holes of trees or tucked away in the crevices of crumbled antiquities. Whether the result of the close-quartered nesting habits or the fact that a musty odor exudes from the female’s preen gland, hoopoes, whose flesh is edible, are listed as no-no’s on the list of what’s kosher in the Old Testament (Lev. 11:13-19).
    
The hoopoe is a nomad, in the truest sense of the word.
    
Dictionaries are misleading when they suggest random movement or “roving” as the definition of “nomad.” Nomad actually comes from the Latin/ Greek nomas, meaning “to pasture,” or follow a known route of abundance. As the B’dul Bedouins (possible descendants of Petra’s vanished inhabitants, the Nabataeans) did when they moved their flocks at the change of seasons, shifting from hilltop to valley in search of water and tender greenery.  This pastoral routine was the reason I happened to be near the Siq al-Barid one June, using my four-wheel-drive to bring supplies to an old tattooed woman who still pitches her summer tent amidst the cooler rocks.
   
On that fateful day, while creeping slowly over the deep ruts on a “track” cut through the parched white hillocks, I noticed a blur of movement to my right, a definitive flicker of feathers from a bleached terebinth branch -- and froze in place. One close listen to its avian chatter pinpointed the caller: it was oop-pupping away – identifying it instantly as a migratory crown prince, my second Hoopoe.
    
I like to imagine myself as a descendant of the grand tradition of women travelers who came to the Ancient Near East following the footsteps of adventure.

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Intrepid sojourners who left a trace on a primitive Petra, such as Jane, the Marchioness of Ely, lady-in-waiting to Queen Victoria who in 1870 wrote under the unisex J. Loftus, as so many women did; and even Agatha Christie put this understated passage in Appointment with Death, 1938, “Have you not been to Petra, M. Poirot?...It has an – how should I say it? – an atmosphere.”
    Although I experienced a few spine-tingling frights – being caught in the crossfire of a rebellion (army roadblocks, burning trucks, food shortages) and being bitten by a scorpion while I bedded overnight miles away from help, in reality, mine was more of a danger du jour. In the isolated ravines, disturbed only by a brilliant blue lizard or soaring Barbary falcon, I explored solo, seeking old carvings and rock art. Finding toeholds to climb up the steep cliffs was relatively easy, but when it came time to go back down, getting myself to dangle over a sharp precipice and search blindly for a cleft in the rock for my foot was heart-pounding.

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And fool-hardy. Especially when everyone had been warned about a young American tourist who had hiked up the 808 steps to the Monastery, gone out on the top of its massive façade and slipped to her death. “Those are the risks,” I said to reassure myself. The lure of the unpredictable sharpens the senses. Like the snap of fingers for someone hypnotized, this adrenaline jolt wakes us up from our civilized trance and puts us on alert.
     
When you stop being complacent, you fall back on instinct. My eyesight “improved” day by day, as features came into sharp focus. Along the ridges of smooth-sided boulders, it was suddenly possible to isolate the many signs of man: feathery hack marks on the rocky walls; loopy Nabataean writing; elemental god-blocks with stylized faces; high altars with humble libation niches; crisply carved rosettes and crescent moons that paid homage to the guardian goddess, Al Uzza, The Mighty One.
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To catch the true light before the scorching sun turns the russet dust into blaring whiteness, you need to go out before dawn. The desert landscape that seems barren and empty, is, in reality, blooming ferociously – with wild dwarf black irises, white-flowered broom, opalescent green sage (shiah), scarlet ranunculuses, masses of maidenhead ferns, entwinements of magenta morning glories and giant dark purple onions. The desert floor is laced with sherds of fragile, finely painted pottery that crunch underfoot as you walk. What appeared in the distance to be a landlocked swan with its long undulating neck turned into a milk-white baby camel on its knees, the perfect size for my warrior-baby, Skye Qi, to ride. And ride she did, holding on to brightly-dyed, woven goat-hair reins.
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( I interupt this wonderful tale to draw your attention to the sweet little girl Skye
being led by her bedouin 'nanny' to ride the baby white camel...which is not the
usual color of new-born camels...making this an even rarer occassion...DB)
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Being visited by not one, but two hoopoes seemed to be profoundly symbolic that my path was pointed in the right direction: a reverie to the wild spark of travel and a cognitive map to infinite possibilities.
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Wasn’t that great?
I think Upupa epops is the crowning glory of
all Latin, botanical and otherwise, that I have ever heard.

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

Happy New Year from Dianne B.


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Happy to welcome in another year …

I share with you some my favorite Happy New Year Greetings….
Robert Wilson as Krapp in Beckett’s Krapps Last Tape.
Always have something in the air.



Make yours a spectacular, colorful and variegated year.


Let your imagination run wild,
like these Wild Horses of Sable Island 
photographed by Roberto Dutescu.



Appreciate the beauty in the not so obvious.
Aqueous abstract of LongHouse Reserve Pond 
in Winter by Peter Olsen.



And always be in the right place at the right time.


 And never forget – there’s no place like home.


Skye making gingerbread house.

And here are a few – not so poetic - moments I 
just had to share…

Impossible to get the iconic blue Town Pond Christmas tree with its night look and the swans at the same time…so here are the swans and you can get a glimpse of the blue tree,not so fabulous, in the fading afternoon light.


Do you think there is something for this swan to eat?



This is a spirited Santa type who took the 
New Years Day Polar Bear Plunge 
into the freezing Atlantic..


Long may he wave....or shiver.

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Wednesday, November 28, 2012


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Everyone is in such a good mood suddenly. 
Must have something to do 
with the unexpected thrill of seeing  the first 
Christmas lights appearing on 
Main Street and knowing our beautiful village 
will soon be at its most endearing.

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Or maybe it is the effect of the throngs of 
wonderful people continuing to
 pitch in in The Far Rockaways and Breezy Point 
and the many places hard hit by the storms. 
(Friends – you know who you are)

So, in the spirit of the season…
I suggest the following:

Be extra kind.

In the rush of preparation - don’t forget to pay extra attention to your dog(s) and all pets of any nature.

If you are interested in Shopping Local, one consideration should be LongHouse's InStore.

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We encourage these ideas: 
BUY Local – BUY Small – BUY Independent

And in that same spirit of feeling good and sharing 
with the gardeners in your life...

Our Dianne B Christmas Deal is made in heaven 
for those of you who want to give our handmade  
but pricey Dutch Tools and – and it goes 
without saying – the Monogrammed Shovel.  
(If you want to actually put the shovel under the tree, 
the order must be in our hands by December 3rd to guarantee delivery by Christmas).

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15% off Gift Certificates up to $50 and 
25% off Gift Certificates over $50.

We will (real) mail to you our smart looking  Gift Certificate if your Order is received 
before December 19th.

You can wait till the very last minute if you prefer everything electronically…

Happy Holidays!




Monday, November 19, 2012

That Sporadic Look....


THAT  SPORADIC  LOOK

So easy to imagine but so much work to achieve.
This word has
an entymological meaning – coming from the word spore
(you best know it from the underside of ferns)
where every little random dot might become another fern.

Well, planting the spring bulbs so that they look well,
here and there – a little irregular -
sporadic, if you will, takes patience
and precious garden space…

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CYCLAMEN DREAMS

Last month I received 10 Cyclamen plants from
Edelwiss Perennials in Oregon –  the state
(thank God it's a blue one)
 that seems to produce the best plants.
 
This is the 3rd or 4th attempt in my two decade plus gardening
career to re-create a field of blooming cyclamen once
seen under a great spreading tree in autumn
 somewhere in a wine region of France.
This somewhat hazy apparition haunts me.
My 1st order from Edelweiss looks very good and included a nice
personal note from the proprietor Urs Baltensperger,
which is always a turn-on .
The young plants were lusty…the leaves well-mottled and
I have a very good feeling 
that this time is the charm...

This is what I've got...

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This is what I want--

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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

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Remember to VOTE today!




AND WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
 
This 20 foot wide 12 bottom plow is what makes our Favorite Farmer, John Hoff, just simply go over the moon.

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He is our endeared Pure Steel Shovel maker and has gallantly made time in this hectic autumn season of planting and plowing to fill a superfast order for us…
If you are thinking of our one-of-a-kind lasts-forever
monogrammed high-gauge stainless shovel for your
gardening beloveds for Christmas …put in your orders now
and we will all be ahead of the game…

Nothing says
"look how I thought of you"
as endearingly as a Monogrammed Shovel
.

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NO, I  CAN’T  BE  BOUGHT
 
But Preen Organic Vegetable Garden weed killer really works.
One of the few perks of being a garden writer, this kind of
company sends me big containers of its products to try.
Well – I figured if it is OK for vegetables, it would be OK around
my varied plantings, so I have tried it in some unlikely places, in almost full sun and almost deep shade – and it works.
The trick is that the area must be weed free when you sprinkle the 
little pellets on
(it doesn’t smell and it doesn’t kill weeds that are already there)
and sure, a few unwanted things peep up here and there but by
and large – it really works.

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MORE  GROUNDCOVER – don’t wince…

In preparation for my new book, on the unlikely subject of Groundcovers: The Garden's Carpet,  on and off I have been
giving you a few sneak previews of favored and enthralling combinations…Here are a few more:


Painters Palette and Epimedium are a smart combination
because they are interesting at opposite ends of the
seasonal spectrum.

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And, of course, Lamium, everyday violets, Japanese Painted
Fern and variegated Petasites go with everything

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Combinations are absolutely endless…more next time as this
idea knows no end...

And who said Groundcovers are boring....

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Wednesday, October 31, 2012


Want to open by saying that our thoughts are with all of our readers 
who were affected by Hurricane Sandy. This enormous storm brought devastation to many communities and we hope that the road ahead will 
not seem insurmountable. 

SOMETHING ELSE TO DO IN NEW ENGLAND

If you are among the ultimate watchers of the amazing turning
of the autumn leaves who travel for the pleasure,  then you might be soon visiting New England.
If so – head straight to Salem, Massachusetts
and the Peabody Essex Museum.

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There you will find the divine
Stephen Jones who has been my favorite milliner since I carried his marvelous chapeaux in my Dianne B. stores in the 80’s.
I’ve seen this show
(he curated, and there are many great hats) –
it is excessively stylish…
and funny too.

Bet you never knew where the word "milliner" came from, did you?

MY AFFECTION for WHITE VARIEGATES

...increases by leaps and bounds at summer’s end and during
these weeks while the leaves begin to turn.
It seems the variegation is at its richest…



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 Caladium Aaron at its peak.

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 This gorgeous Euphorbia is aptly called ‘Glacier Blue’ and
for me seems much hardier and more dependable than the
trying-to-be-popular ‘Tasmanian Tiger', which looks great at
nurseries and in catalogues, but hasn’t survived for me
after many tries.
E. ‘Glacier Blue’ from Forestfarm – who else?

This time of year is when the historical old
Iris pallida ‘Variegata looks its finest too.

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And what is there to say about
Colocasia Nancy’s Revenge?
This giant elephant's ear

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takes patience  – the white central markings don’t begin to
appear until mid-August -
but -  then  - it is spectacular.

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As is this Fatsia - stongly marked with one just-emerged,
gorgeous, all-white leaf tucked behind
Adam Kurtzman’s bronze hand.

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More wonders from LandCraft HOT Plants.

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 Apocalypha  -  a real tropical.
Not only a white picotee edge, but a scalloped white picotee edge
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Aralia elata Silver Umbrellas dies down to
a stick of a trunk in winter...
but look at it now.
I got this one from Broken Arrow in 2008.
It's a good thing too, because now I think they are condemned?
I read that they are dangerously invasive, but it seems to me
if you keep after the runners -
no problem - only beauty


And to veer off the white track for one moment …this melange of
green and gold is definitely inspired…

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Pinus densiflora ‘Oculis Draconis’
(quite a big title for this Tiger’s Eye pine which had withstood
much maltreatment as I moved it from spot to spot until it arrived
at this one in hospitable full-sun)
underplanted with Farfugium  ‘Crested Leopard’
and the best  gold ground cover (even better than Lysimachia nummularia ) is Sedum ‘Angelina”.

It makes me proud.
And certainly reinforces gardening as my singular favorite therapy
.